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« on: June 22, 2009, 07:51:15 PM »


What could these three toads be saying?


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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2009, 09:20:04 PM »

Your Majesty, we tortured him for a day and a night!
He just kept repeating, "We don't sell those Ribblettes anymore!"
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2009, 12:33:37 AM »



Dibs on Jar-Jar Binks!
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2009, 01:46:52 AM »


"We just need one more guy and then it'll be an even match."
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2009, 07:02:02 AM »

Bud


Wise


Er...
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2009, 09:50:50 PM »

Cane Toads 2 - This time, it's personal.
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 08:52:35 AM »

"Ok gents, theres three of us and only one Princess.  Someone is becomming a prince today and the others...well...its not going to be pretty."
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 02:38:46 PM »



 Hah! Lets see that yorkie mess with us now!
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 05:48:51 AM »

The new Battletoads video game proved to be too real for release.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 02:35:57 PM »

As the two Teenage Mutant Ninja Toads approached, all Kermit could think of was his impending croaking.
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2009, 11:01:52 PM »

If those little robot things so their faces around here again we'll be ready!
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2009, 11:10:52 PM »

"I done toad you two . . . . BACK OFF!!!!!!"
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2009, 06:37:13 AM »

Enemies of toads, prepare for a licking.
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