I just came across this
story in which a Delaware man set off some fireworks inside a bathroom at an Arby's in Talleyville, Delaware.
Apparently the first clue employees and customers had that something was amiss was a loud bang coming from a bathroom. Employees investigated and found a badly damaged toilet. The suspect had already left in a brown pickup.
Question. Did this man have one of those glowing Arby's hats going on above his head when he lit the fireworks?
Insert any other bathroom related humor here.