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« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2009, 12:29:42 PM »
Man, there's a lot of crappy films I've seen... can't recall the titles of some of them.

Here's a here crapfest...

Things

Now, maybe this would have been a good "drunk" film to watch with your buddies given how inept and stupid this is, but I was also, sober and slightly sick, so it felt like a slow trek to hell.

Deadmate

Or something like that... not sure if that's the exact title or not.  Anyway, it's about some chick who meets some handsome guy who's a mortician who turns out to be a necrophile (cause, as we all know, all undertaker are necrophiles, didn't you get the memo?)  He doesn't like the fact his wife moves around too much while they have sex so he tries to kill her.  

Man, I gotta stop cause the pain is getting to me...
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« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2009, 02:57:38 PM »
IT'S ALIVE (1969) the made for TV mess directed by LARRY BUCHANAN.  Absolute dreck.  Cheap, boring, ridiculous, stupid, implausible, silly, badly acted, incompetently directed, dumbly written, horrendously edited. 

Loved it. 
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« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2009, 06:53:15 PM »
Small Town Folk (2007) is the worst movie I have ever seen...its basically a low budget version of the hills have eyes.


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« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2009, 07:41:18 PM »
Quote from: Bull on June 30, 2009, 09:51:33 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 28, 2009, 12:15:06 PM
Probably MONSTER A-GO-GO, the most horrendous confluence of incompetence and boredom I can think of off the top of my head.
Have you've ever seen the killer shrews, the creeping terror, or Zaat?

SHREWS and CREEPING TERROR were bad, but stuff happened in them--stupid stuff, sure, but stuff nonetheless.  Almost nothing happens in MONSTER, and then at the end, we find out that what little we thought happened didn't happen... or something... WTF?

I haven't seen ZAAT.
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« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2009, 02:41:51 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 30, 2009, 07:41:18 PM
Almost nothing happens in MONSTER,

Also, next to nothing happens in Never Play with the Dead, Caged Terror, Blood Predator, Pirates of Treasure Island, Dragon Hunter, Three Faces of Terror, Ghost Rig if I remember right.

And Train to Hell and Deadline/Interference (unless you count the artsy imagery they use to try to kid you stuff is happening)

And for what it's worth, nothing that matters happens in Death Proof and Five Across the Eyes as far as I know. The later may have had stuff happen when I took "break" from watching it, but, everyone was still alive by the end, so I doubt it.

And I know there's more like that, but I can't remember right now...

... you know, I really have to stop watching movies like this.
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« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2009, 02:58:34 PM »
Blood car~ gas prices are so high no one drives anymore so a guy starts looking for alternate fuel source and discovers one, human blood. It was just painful to watch. It did have a couple of funny scenes but it was mostly just sex, terrible dialogue and blood.

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« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2009, 03:42:25 PM »
Oh shoot, I gotta add to the worst made movie I have seen (Though I still enjoyed it) - THE MAIZE: THE MOVIE (DARK HARVEST 2). Almost nothing happens in that one!! XD . Hilariously boring :)
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« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2009, 06:32:09 PM »
Quote from: 3mnkids on July 01, 2009, 02:58:34 PM
Blood car~ gas prices are so high no one drives anymore so a guy starts looking for alternate fuel source and discovers one, human blood. It was just painful to watch. It did have a couple of funny scenes but it was mostly just sex, terrible dialogue and blood.



Nothing but sex, terrible dialogue and blood?  I bet twenty board members just put it in their Netflix queue.
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« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2009, 11:36:04 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on June 30, 2009, 02:57:38 PM
IT'S ALIVE (1969) the made for TV mess directed by LARRY BUCHANAN.  Absolute dreck.  Cheap, boring, ridiculous, stupid, implausible, silly, badly acted, incompetently directed, dumbly written, horrendously edited. 

Loved it. 

And that 30 minute narrated flash-back by a minor character right when you think the thing might be about to end - BRILLIANT!

 Cheers
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« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2009, 06:25:41 AM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 01, 2009, 06:32:09 PM
Quote from: 3mnkids on July 01, 2009, 02:58:34 PM
Blood car~ gas prices are so high no one drives anymore so a guy starts looking for alternate fuel source and discovers one, human blood. It was just painful to watch. It did have a couple of funny scenes but it was mostly just sex, terrible dialogue and blood.



Nothing but sex, terrible dialogue and blood?  I bet twenty board members just put it in their Netflix queue.

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« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2009, 12:08:29 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 01, 2009, 06:32:09 PM
Quote from: 3mnkids on July 01, 2009, 02:58:34 PM
Blood car~ gas prices are so high no one drives anymore so a guy starts looking for alternate fuel source and discovers one, human blood. It was just painful to watch. It did have a couple of funny scenes but it was mostly just sex, terrible dialogue and blood.



Nothing but sex, terrible dialogue and blood?  I bet twenty board members just put it in their Netflix queue.

 BounceGiggle   If they do I would love to hear their opinion of it.  If the movie had just a couple less sex scenes I would have liked it more. Im not a prude by any stretch but sex as filler just bores me. 
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« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2009, 12:37:50 PM »
Quote from: 3mnkids on July 01, 2009, 02:58:34 PM
Blood car~ gas prices are so high no one drives anymore so a guy starts looking for alternate fuel source and discovers one, human blood. It was just painful to watch. It did have a couple of funny scenes but it was mostly just sex, terrible dialogue and blood.


sounds interesting TeddyR
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« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2009, 02:08:34 PM »
I posted a review of BLOOD CAR on here awhile back.  Honestly, I don't remember just a whole ton of sex in the movie, and very little explicit nudity.  I just thought that the ending was a little rough, and the profanity was WAAAYYY over the top for my tastes.

But then, I'm Baptist.
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« Reply #43 on: July 02, 2009, 03:06:09 PM »
Going on the basis of whether I would absolutely never, ever, under any circumstances, watch them again, it's a toss up between:

Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Kill Bill
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« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2009, 03:33:59 PM »
Chariots of Fire: The worst dungheap I failed at avoiding. Utter crap from start to finish. .
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