the worst movie you have ever seen

[InformationGeek]

Blood car~ gas prices are so high no one drives anymore so a guy starts looking for alternate fuel source and discovers one, human blood. It was just painful to watch. It did have a couple of funny scenes but it was mostly just sex, terrible dialogue and blood.

Nothing but sex, terrible dialogue and blood?  I bet twenty board members just put it in their Netflix queue.

Not me.  I feel if sex is used in a movie, it means they are having a hard time making the movie compelling and just want to use something to keep everyone watching.

[Doggett]

Chariots of Fire: The worst dungheap I failed at avoiding. Utter crap from start to finish. .

Worse than Nacho Libre ?

[Cthulhu]

Cathy's Curse

I've only seen the first 5 mins. the DVD picture quality is beyond bad.

This from the person who turns into The Incredible Hulk at the mention of "Frogs"?  "Cathy's Curse" would have to be an improvement.

I can't watch Cathy's Curse...so I don't know if it's worse or not. The caption cards don't even fit the picture, words are left off. I have no idea what's being told to me. There are scratches, the whole film has a tint of green to it (?)
It has the second worse DVD picture quality I own.

I can watch all of Frogs ( ) because of all it's many problems picture quality isn't one of them.

My copy wasn't green, it was orange. However, the captions cards were "too big" for my screen too.

CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN (1974)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SpTg1DU9qs

Oh yes, that HURT. I feel your pain.
Well, mine would be either that, Eegah, Manos or Demon under glass.
I know, I know...but I plan to watch some really painful films. Today Blood freak, tomorrow Cathy's curse, the day after tomorrow The cold.

Blood Freak is a hoot. 

Cathy's Curse is painful, especially since they edited out what little blood there was (but check out my review which doesn't give away any real spoilers: Cathy's Curse. I think there is a certain angle you have watch the film from for it to have value, and I mean philosophical angle.

The Cold is Bill Rebane through and through. Not nearly as watchable as The Giant Spider Invasion.  Have stimulants and a puzzle book handy to survive that film.

The Cold was more fun for me than Cathy's curse. Good ol' Billy teached me that a movie doesn't have to make sense. Just shoot whatever you want.

[Chang Saam]

The Alpha Incident. The plot involves people needing to stay awake or they will die. So the audience gets to try to stay awake by watching people try to stay awake. Oh so boring. I guess other stuff happens in this film too, but it is incredibly forgetable and probably equally boring.

[metalmonster]

Just Last Night I Saw Some Of The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen


The Witches Mountain
The Devil Times Five

[maxdname]

Fire Maidens From Outer Space was pretty bad but I actually paid $1 to see Laserblast in first run... Thanks to the USAF. ArmyAF theaters carried the best of worst films possible... It was Laserblast WITHOUT a co-hit. And the AF wondered why they had such a problem with drugs...

[Jaer]

Oh shoot, I gotta add to the worst made movie I have seen (Though I still enjoyed it) - THE MAIZE: THE MOVIE (DARK HARVEST 2). Almost nothing happens in that one!! XD . Hilariously boring :)

Oh man, that one was pretty bad!  I can't even say I enjoyed it.  Of course, I wouldn't say I hated it either; it was just bad.

Worst movies I have seen:
The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (sooooo aptly named!)
Zombies Gone Wild

I used to always say the worst movie I ever saw was Quest for the Mighty Sword, but I was young when I saw it.  It was pretty terrible (did they even quest for the sword?  Was the sword mighty?  How did the boomerange return after hitting someone?  And why did no one have a horse?  Everyone ran everywhere!), but I've learned, oh how I've learned.

[Alex]

If you take budgets into account, then the remake of Solaris. I have twice attempted to watch this full movie and failed.

Taking budgets out of the equation, then the poorly named Demon Cop.

[Trevor]

Next to Stanley Kubrick's The Shining, the worst movie I have ever seen is the musical remake of Lost Horizon 

[ER]

I don't know if I'm spelling this right but I have a deep loathing for Shelia Lavine is Dead and Living in New York. (Scoff, and RC thinks I've never seen a bad movie....)

[bob]

Bucky Larson............ the answer will always be Bucky Larson 

[pacman000]

The Alpha Incident. The plot involves people needing to stay awake or they will die. So the audience gets to try to stay awake by watching people try to stay awake. Oh so boring. I guess other stuff happens in this film too, but it is incredibly forgetable and probably equally boring.

I thought it was an ok sci-fi character drama. Better than Bill Rebane’s other films, from what I’ve seen & read.

Acting wasn’t up to snuff, & most of the characters weren’t likable, so it was hard to feel sympathy for them. There was an ok scene chase near the end, going by memory. Ending was depressing; might’ve been too late in the decade for such a downer ending.

[Allhallowsday]

My mind has changed in the interceding 13 years.  I've decided it's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021). 

[lester1/2jr]

She Freak,  the shots of them setting up the tents did it for me.  and the nothing happening so often

well put

[kornula]

We found a copy of "The Conqueror" (with John Wayne as... Genghis Khan..?)   

I do not want to ever watch this movie ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again.  The dialogue, the acting, and...John Wayne as one of the most famous Mongols in all history is painful to even think about, let alone watch.