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« on: June 26, 2009, 09:23:15 AM »

the worst lines in a movie-GO!! TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 11:53:26 AM »

1. "I'll take you places where the hand of man had not yet set foot."  Erik Estrada, CAGED FURY (1989)
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 04:29:20 PM »

2)  "They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me.  Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood".

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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 05:56:17 PM »

The saucers are up there. (points) The graveyard is out there.(points) But I'll be locked up safely in there. (points) Now, off to your wild blue yonders!

Paula Trent in PLAN 9 FRM OUTER SPACE
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 06:26:07 PM »

4.) "Michael Myers is not a sound bite, spin off, some kind of celebrity scandal, Michael Myers is a KILLER SHARK IN BAGGY ASS OVERALLS that gets his kicks killing every one and everything he comes across!!" :O

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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 06:43:52 PM »

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(At "The Space Foundation" Nukie's brother, Miko is hooked up to a machine showing his vital signs.)
Scientist: "Heart functions without a heart; brain functions without a brain; lung functions without a lung-- so far we don't know if this thing is animal, vegetable, or mineral!"
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 07:30:41 PM »

Point Break:
"You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta' go down."
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 07:59:26 PM »

Also from Plan 9 From Outer Space:

Eros: Stronger. You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 08:46:56 PM »

The saucers are up there. (points) The graveyard is out there.(points) But I'll be locked up safely in there. (points) Now, off to your wild blue yonders!

Paula Trent in PLAN 9 FRM OUTER SPACE


Or Criswell....

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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 08:48:23 PM »

Another one from Plan 9 (it's just chock full of stupid lines):

"Inspector Clay is dead...murdered...and somebody's responsible!"
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 10:02:59 PM »

I think Plan 9 has the worst lines ever, then I'd say Troll 2 as the runner up.

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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 10:10:50 PM »

8. Garbage day!!

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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2009, 12:31:13 AM »

you had me at hello~ jerry maguire

It makes me want to throw up.
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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2009, 03:19:13 AM »

From Battaglie negli spazi stellari AKA War of the Planets
10. Amok the Sage:  I am Amok, strangers. My voice is pure thought that reaches the mind.
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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2009, 06:36:41 AM »

11)  At the end of the movie Volcano, when everyone is covered in soot -  Little kid:  "Look at their faces. They all look the same." 
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