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« on: June 29, 2009, 12:39:58 AM »



But on the inside he is kicking himself for accepting this role.

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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 12:09:49 PM »



"I'm Mister Heat Miser, I'm Mister Sun . . . "
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2009, 03:12:00 PM »

Hmmm... Not many lines, yet.
But I do have that nude scene coming up. Wait'll my fans get a load of that! I know, I'll wear my rubber underpants!
The chicks'll love that!
Heck, I could probably sell these things!
I'll start test marketing these things in South Africa!
I'll bet there'll a huge demand for "Sting's Streakproof Rubber UnderPants" in Pretoria!
I know! I'll wear the one with the big eagle on the front! Yeah!
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 08:15:13 PM »

Lets see if David Bowie can outgay THIS outfit. .
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 10:03:13 PM »

I'll be Baron Frankenstein in the Bride
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2009, 08:44:54 AM »

"I wish they'd hurry up and finish this scene. This bloody rubber suit takes fifteen minutes to get off, and I really need to go to the loo."
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2009, 06:27:29 PM »



Suddenly, I feel like a vintage radio in this suit...
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2009, 04:16:47 AM »



Ah, Depends! I love that feeling of sitting in warm mashed potatoes.


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