one more for you...
"Young and Free........and dead very soon" who fights a bear with a lit torch?? you're only going to p*ss him off.
and don't let the bear get inside on you, look, he already has a claw on the kid's crotch. "Hi, I weigh 85 pounds but I am going to go toe to toe with a black bear, because brute force will work, not cunning and quickness."
"Young and Free.........and in need of a protective cup."