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« Reply #525 on: August 11, 2013, 11:34:58 AM »



Floating head syndrome  Buggedout BounceGiggle.  This movie looks like a cross between Creature From the Black Lagoon and some Indian movie.  No wonder the girl is freaked  BounceGiggle.  Worth a watch.
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« Reply #526 on: August 11, 2013, 11:36:38 AM »




WTH????   Question
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« Reply #527 on: August 11, 2013, 12:44:52 PM »



I was thinking more like 'The Kraken' from Clash of the Titans (1983)

and the head = Jacob Marley (Christmas Carol)
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« Reply #528 on: August 12, 2013, 12:09:50 AM »

I was thinking more like 'The Kraken' from Clash of the Titans (1983)

and the head = Jacob Marley (Christmas Carol)

It reminds me of the Ymir from 20 Million Miles to Earth (which the Kraken seems to borrow heavily from).
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« Reply #529 on: August 12, 2013, 02:12:04 AM »



I was about to say "What an awesome poster" when I checked the title and saw that it was directed by Godfrey Ho  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #530 on: August 12, 2013, 03:01:02 AM »

Is THE BEAST supposed to be the erotic film LA BETE?  With the horse f*cking scenes and the black beast with the perpetually erect wang chasing the girl?
..Uh, that might have been in that movie, if I had seen it.. which I didn't!  Wink TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #531 on: August 12, 2013, 06:02:30 AM »

Is THE BEAST supposed to be the erotic film LA BETE?  With the horse f*cking scenes and the black beast with the perpetually erect wang chasing the girl?
..Uh, that might have been in that movie, if I had seen it.. which I didn't!  Wink TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

It wishes it was. It is actually EQUINOX, a rather interesting film with stop-motion work by Jim Danforth, and it has a young Frank Bonner, who made it big playing Herb Tarlek in WKRP.

And the cover isn't as horrible as the rather bland new title is.
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« Reply #532 on: August 20, 2013, 09:47:18 AM »

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« Reply #533 on: August 20, 2013, 10:58:24 AM »



SURPRISE ATTACK also sounds like it could be about intestinal distress.
We should go back and update the "Make you own made-up movie review" or whatever it was called thread.  Where we put in one line at a time (plot, characters, things I learned from the movie, quotes, etc.).  That was kinda fun!


Gee, looking at the cover, I'm starting to see where Konami got part of the idea for the marquee and side-cabin artwork for their old game, "Green Beret" aka "Rush N' Attack".
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« Reply #534 on: August 21, 2013, 05:29:17 AM »

From Russia With Whatever He's Holding In His Hand.....  Buggedout Buggedout



Oh yeah and since when did 20th Century Fox distribute United Artists' films?  Question
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« Reply #535 on: August 21, 2013, 07:13:08 AM »

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« Reply #536 on: August 21, 2013, 12:04:13 PM »





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« Reply #537 on: August 21, 2013, 01:24:41 PM »

From Russia With Whatever He's Holding In His Hand.....  Buggedout Buggedout





I think it's a flare gun. 
That was an awfully boring trend, the 80s version of floating heads, where they'd just stick a random still from the movie in a grey background.


Okay, so I was at the thrift store yesterday and I paid all of 25 cents for this little beauty:


Vincent Price and football.  Vincent Price and football.
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« Reply #538 on: August 21, 2013, 07:11:04 PM »



Wow, the Killer Klowns found a succesful diet plan!  And became rock musicians!
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« Reply #539 on: August 22, 2013, 07:19:54 AM »

I actually like this one:



Not bad. TeddyR
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