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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies

« on: July 06, 2009, 10:39:27 AM »

Want to get that gas,
Band of Mohawk punks?  Advice:
Just don't kill Mel's dog.

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
Crazy Rabbity Thingy
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?

« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2009, 08:48:05 PM »

The Road Warrior
Hero to the oppressed ones
Gets screwed in the end.

"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
Bad Movie Lover

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Move over, let Jimi take over.

« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 05:20:10 PM »

I wrote a ballad of this movie but I can't find it anywhere.  Bluesad


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