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« on: July 09, 2009, 10:52:28 AM »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 12:04:48 PM »

Some parents are oblivious.   sure, she got pregnant in the pool    Lookingup    If stupid people keep having children we really are going to end up like the movie Idiocracy, its only a matter of time.    TongueOut
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 12:16:51 PM »

Some parents are oblivious.   sure, she got pregnant in the pool    Lookingup    If stupid people keep having children we really are going to end up like the movie Idiocracy, its only a matter of time.    TongueOut
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 03:21:53 PM »

More like whoever the father is has no money, so they're suing the hotel instead.
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 04:08:13 PM »

Doesn't chlorine kill spermatazoa?

And who wanks in the pool anway??
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 04:36:42 PM »

I bet they were dancing.  That's where it starts
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 05:06:52 PM »

Yes!!   Dancing is the root of all evil!


We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 07:01:25 PM »

Yes!!   Dancing is the root of all evil!


We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!

With a capital T
And that rhymes with P
And that stands for POOL!
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 08:00:49 PM »


And who wanks in the pool anway??

Well, if it's dark and I have the entire pool to myself. . .
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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2009, 01:40:11 AM »

Just curious, does this mean she can sue the swimming pool for child support?
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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2009, 06:14:26 AM »

I can just imagine what the kid's going to look like.  I mean, with a swimming pool for a father and all.  Actually I can't imagine.
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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2009, 10:47:52 AM »

I bet the kid will retain water.
He might even be a water head baby.
I wonder if the kid will be like it's father and let people pee in him?
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2009, 11:21:19 AM »

Just curious, does this mean she can sue the swimming pool for child support?
The cholorine/filter costs alone will be monumental.
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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2009, 01:36:43 PM »

The kid is all washed up before it's even born.
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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2009, 01:40:32 PM »

The kid is all washed up before it's even born.

I hope we're not going to be getting puns on this...

Not after last time...
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