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« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2009, 02:09:31 PM »

Surely we're not going to wade into an exercise that shallow!  TeddyR
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« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2009, 02:39:13 PM »

Why not, we only began to skim the surface. We should just dive on in with them.
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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2009, 02:58:03 PM »

OH, NO !

 Buggedout


IT'S STARTED AGAIN !!!!!

OK, fellas, you wanna play hardball ?

Lets see if you can make this run as long as the breast milk story.

Go on...
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« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2009, 05:16:32 PM »

We might need a lifeguard in case we drown in puns . . .
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« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2009, 08:13:22 PM »

The kid is all washed up before it's even born.

I hope we're not going to be getting puns on this...

Not after last time...

If you don't want to hear the swimming puns, just pack your trunks and leave...
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« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2009, 11:17:46 PM »

Come on in, guys, the water's fine!!
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« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2009, 12:45:43 AM »

Wasn't going to comment on this story at first, but then I decided I should go with the flow (which is probably what this girls baby will end up doing.)
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« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2009, 10:16:16 AM »

Careful, we might have to filter some of the puns we pump out or else we might be treading in deep water.
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« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2009, 11:49:03 AM »

We should cannonball this thread right now.
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« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2009, 05:10:00 PM »

As a topic, I think this one belly-flops.
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« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2009, 06:49:22 PM »

C'mon, just one more pun involving a swimming term and Doggett will have a stroke!
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« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2009, 07:15:52 PM »

Well, this thread was OK for a while, but it's become quite a dive. .
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« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2009, 07:18:23 PM »

Ther humor in this thread is so shallow...





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BOOBIES!
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« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2009, 07:18:52 PM »

Yes!!   Dancing is the root of all evil!


We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!

With a capital T
And that rhymes with P
And that stands for POOL!


Which rhymes with tool!
That make baby! Don't mean maybe!
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« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2009, 09:04:24 PM »

HISTORICAL REFERENCE: Here's the classic accidental pregnacy story:

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/bullet.asp
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