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« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2009, 09:10:15 PM »

At least no one can say of this kid that he needed more chlorine in his gene pool . . .
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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2009, 03:51:03 AM »

At least no one can say of this kid that he needed more chlorine in his gene pool . . .

Starting to think this thread needs to be flushed.
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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2009, 06:46:54 AM »

C'mon, just one more pun involving a swimming term and Doggett will have a stroke!

*ouch*

...but quite clever...
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« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2009, 09:55:38 AM »

Wat-er you guys dragging this thread out for? Can't you see you're all in over your heads?
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« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2009, 12:07:06 PM »

Perhaps we should have all stuck our toe in and tested the water before we go into this pun war.
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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2009, 12:23:03 PM »

This is getting pretty deep.  You guys need to filter your remarks!
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« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2009, 05:09:25 PM »

I shouldn't have ate before reading this....I'm cramping.... Bluesad
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« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2009, 07:20:50 PM »

I shouldn't have ate before reading this....I'm cramping.... Bluesad

You should wait at least one hour before reading any more posts in this thread.


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« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2009, 02:48:58 PM »

YOu all are in too deep to stop now. 
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« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2009, 12:29:51 AM »

Little swimmers is the right term this time, eh?
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« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2010, 09:23:51 AM »

Maybe her daughter got some boyfriend, and they did something to make her pregnant, and she doesn't tell her mother for that. It might be really impossible to be pregnant just from the water in a swimming pool.
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« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2010, 03:40:40 PM »

 Buggedout

OMG!  No, guys, the pool did get her pregnant.  Just like the car that got my neighbor's teen daughter pregnant! 
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