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The Burgomaster
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« on: July 10, 2009, 09:44:35 AM »

"If you don't stop taunting me, I shall strike you again . . . but this time with my white gloves!"


"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2009, 11:05:18 AM »

I could get lost looking into those beautiful brown eyes of yours...

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2009, 11:24:37 AM »

"Yellow is the only be gone you..."

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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2009, 05:17:01 PM »

"Wait a minute!  Neither of our blades are red!  Why are we fighting each other then?"


We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.
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