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« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2009, 07:03:55 AM »

I like big girls with big t!ts! It helps if they are smart and funny,though. But I'm a man-whore-I'll jump most anything.

Normally this is my position, word for word, up until the "I'm a man-whore."  I won't jump just anything, though there have been times I've come close.  I turned down a cheerleader in high school because she was scrawny as hell, had a navel piercing like a chandelier and liked showing off her tongue piercing.  I was still a good boy back then :)

Nowadays...God bless my girl, she's a wonderful human being, smart, humorous, forgiving, adventurous, ferociously loyal, not a great cook but willing to try, a great shot with a rifle and who sat through MANOS with me...the one thing she doesn't have is huge boobs.  Not even average boobs.  She's a tad on the small side, so out of devotion to her I feel like I can't actively promote myself as being obsessed with super-giant all-natural heavy hanging hooters. 


I was FWBs for a while with a curvy girl who was, other than the big boobs and booty, River Tam.  Well, that's not quite accurate.  She's an honest-to-God tabula rasa -- she has no real personality of her own, instead taking on the characteristics of whomever she's around, and has no moral center.  She sleeps with everyone who catches her interest, regardless of her relationship status and she doesn't care who gets hurt as long as she's happy.  She sees her behavior as essentially "correct" and any societal norms that she violates are clearly "wrong and bad and everyone should be more like [her]."  I'm still more or less friends with her -- she commented recently that if it hadn't been for my influence in her life she'd be completely unstable -- but I keep my distance and my guard up. 
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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2009, 09:52:17 AM »

She sleeps with everyone who catches her interest, regardless of her relationship status and she doesn't care who gets hurt as long as she's happy.  She sees her behavior as essentially "correct" and any societal norms that she violates are clearly "wrong and bad and everyone should be more like [her]."  I'm still more or less friends with her. .   


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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2009, 10:15:05 AM »

None yet! You want it?
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« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2009, 10:27:50 AM »

None yet! You want it?


No.

I'll pass, thank you.
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« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2009, 10:45:09 AM »

A completely superficial description of my type.....hmmmm....

Dark hair, for sure. I prefer short hair (like 80s short, cropped), but a bob can look fantastic. Glasses are nice. Like most of you, I prefer a fuller figure. Figure-wise, I like the feminine ideal of the 40s and 50s, but fuller than that is fine if it's carried well. I agree that an interesting face is better than a conventionally beautiful one. And I can generally find women of any race attractive. Indeed, exotic looks are a plus, and I prefer a darker complexion to a pale one. Eye colour is not a major thing, but I prefer dark eyes, and really like green eyes.

But, of course, none of that matters without intelligence, imagination, creativity, insight, sense of humour, and an open mind.

Typing that out, I'm pleased to see just how much of the description fits my wife.
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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2009, 03:37:49 PM »

It's not one singular type for me, though my dating history suggests I am into mixed breeds.

Currently dating a mix of a white American and an Indian [good combo incidentally].  Usually in terms of taste I oscillate between the book smarts sexy librarian look and the grungy wild girl look [dark hair, tattoos and a healthy sense of danger].  Sucker for red heads, not much of a blonde fan [but can be persuaded].

I also subscribe to the Weird Science rule of breasts: about hand size  Wink  Not that I have a problem with massive boombalas, I'm just not a fan of huge massive orbs, and prefer something a bit more natural.
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« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2009, 03:05:40 AM »

a real, side shaved mohawk, normal sized boobs and I got some weird thing for narrow upper jaw. (the closest thing to explain it  TongueOut )
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« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2009, 06:43:09 PM »

It's not one singular type for me, though my dating history suggests I am into mixed breeds.

Currently dating a mix of a white American and an Indian [good combo incidentally].  Usually in terms of taste I oscillate between the book smarts sexy librarian look and the grungy wild girl look [dark hair, tattoos and a healthy sense of danger].  Sucker for red heads, not much of a blonde fan [but can be persuaded].

I also subscribe to the Weird Science rule of breasts: about hand size  Wink  Not that I have a problem with massive boombalas, I'm just not a fan of huge massive orbs, and prefer something a bit more natural.

Tara Sue was also half Indian and white. Her Ma was full blood Indian. (Not sure what tribe-I forget.) But she was a big girl. All natural.
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« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2009, 02:18:04 PM »

I like big girls with big t!ts! It helps if they are smart and funny,though. But I'm a man-whore-I'll jump most anything.

I was FWBs for a while with a curvy girl who was, other than the big boobs and booty, River Tam. 


The idea of a big-boobed, big-tushed River Tam just made splooge my pantaloons.

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« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2009, 03:21:46 PM »

I like big girls with big t!ts! It helps if they are smart and funny,though. But I'm a man-whore-I'll jump most anything.

I was FWBs for a while with a curvy girl who was, other than the big boobs and booty, River Tam. 


The idea of a big-boobed, big-tushed River Tam just made splooge my pantaloons.



Happy to help. 
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« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2009, 07:13:09 PM »

I like big girls with big t!ts! It helps if they are smart and funny,though. But I'm a man-whore-I'll jump most anything.

I was FWBs for a while with a curvy girl who was, other than the big boobs and booty, River Tam. 


The idea of a big-boobed, big-tushed River Tam just made splooge my pantaloons.



Happy to help. 


You might wanna think 'bout rephrasing that. 'Cause it sounds mighty mighty wrong.

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« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2009, 07:36:48 AM »

I like big girls with big t!ts! It helps if they are smart and funny,though. But I'm a man-whore-I'll jump most anything.

I was FWBs for a while with a curvy girl who was, other than the big boobs and booty, River Tam. 


The idea of a big-boobed, big-tushed River Tam just made splooge my pantaloons.



Happy to help. 


You might wanna think 'bout rephrasing that. 'Cause it sounds mighty mighty wrong.



Yeahhhh...hmmm.  Happy to...no.  Glad to...nope, that's no good either. 

Well, enjoy your thoughts of busty, booty-riffic River Tam. 
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« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2009, 08:24:48 AM »



I want a real life version of her (only a little less thin)  Lookingup
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« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2009, 10:02:04 AM »

most women don't have BOTH big boobs and a big ass.  there are exceptions but in general nature will favor one way over the other on a given female human
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« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2009, 10:27:37 AM »

most women don't have BOTH big boobs and a big ass.  there are exceptions but in general nature will favor one way over the other on a given female human

Very true.  I was phenomenally lucky with my last girlfriend; extremely ample in both regards.  Shame that our priorities didn't match up...
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