Damn. It's been a loooooong time since we posted an update for the site here. Welcome back, Kotter. Sorry for the continued absence folks. Haven't quite shaken my anti-social stint as of late. Still no luck on the job front and the bills continue to mount. Thanks to everybody for the support and kinds words though. Always appreciated.
Anyway,
The Tomb of Anubis has been tossing out new material here and there kind of at random over the last few months. Well, we're changing back to our tried and true "Sunday update" format for the time being. This way our readers (however few of you there may still be) can get a weekly fix while our writers continue struggling to find the time and will required to bring you our best in bad movie boasting and bashing.
This week, for your entertainment dollar, Ragnarok reviews
Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus! Crap movie company The Asylum managed to squeak a little mainstream interest in their latest thanks to a few seconds of mind-blowing absurdity in the flick's online trailer. Did they take this brief opportunity in the spotlight to put together something of at least moderate quality to help provoke an increase in audience? Or, did they just continue with their previous business model of passing horse s**t through a DVD press, slapping it into a goofy box, and expecting the ignorant masses to fork over their ever diminishing paychecks to torture themselves for 90 minutes? Let's find out together, shall we?!
