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« on: July 13, 2009, 09:26:59 AM »


http://www.emmadavies.net/vampire/default.aspx?

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Paul Mare - that's rubbish. My regular name is more vampirish..

Known in some parts of the world as:
Consort of Slaves In Chains - that sounds a little kinky...

The Great Archives Record:
Silently this one moves amongst the helpless and the oppressed. - I like that bit  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 10:03:55 AM »

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Sarah Raven -hmm...don't recall that one

Known in some parts of the world as:
Lioness of The Cursed - niiice!

The Great Archives Record:
The cursed and the curser - bringing downfall and ill favour to kings and peasants alike! - That'll do.
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 10:41:46 AM »

OK I tried this and this is my results.

 The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Aelfric Keat - Sounds like Batman's butler turn poet to me


Known in some parts of the world as:
Father of The Tormented - That would explain why my kids whine so much when I tell them to do stuff

The Great Archives Record:
A soul in torment and tumult - hell of their own making! - That's actually pretty cool sounding. Don't mess with him or he will create hell.
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 11:14:46 AM »

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Genevieve Arnauld ~ Boring just like my current name

Known in some parts of the world as:
Minerva of The Winged Death~ eh, not too bad

The Great Archives Record:
Comes on silent wings in the night and wraps a deadly cloak about the victim; impartial as a die, unyielding as stone.~ sounds about right.
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 12:48:31 PM »

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Louis Arnauld

Known in some parts of the world as:
Lord of The Black Lakes

The Great Archives Record:
Intelligent, knowing, wise and shrewd. This winged one was cast from the firmament.
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 01:30:38 PM »

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Hanzi West

WTF?  Hanzi the Vampire...that really strikes fear into your soul, doesn't it?  I think I'll go stand in the sunlight now.

Known in some parts of the world as:
Zeus of The Steely Moon

Yeah, that sounds like something a guy named Hanzi would think was cool.  And all the other vampires will snicker at me behind my back.  "Oh, there goes Hanzi, the 'Zeus of the Steely Moon'."

The Great Archives Record:
A child of the Moon Goddess - Cold, determined, but of the light in the night.

You're guys' stuff was so much cooler than mine  Bluesad
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 01:33:47 PM »

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Hanzi West

WTF?  Hanzi the Vampire...that really strikes fear into your soul, doesn't it?  I think I'll go stand in the sunlight now.


C'mon !

It's better than freakin' Paul !!!!

Paul the Vampire !!!
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Ohhh....stay away from the castle, Paul the Vampire might get you...

Gimmie a break...
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 05:23:56 PM »

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Uriel Choiseul

My Response: How ya pronouce that?

Known in some parts of the world as:
Kronos of The Steely Moon

My Response: Kronos?  That sounds like a name I find a random RPG.

The Great Archives Record:
A child of the Moon Goddess - Cold, determined, but of the light in the night.

My Reponse: I'll admit, I am a determined person, but I am certianly not cold.

All in all, why do I get the feeling that all of this is describing some kind of random shojo manga hero somewhere?

Oh yeah, Jack, don't steal my Great Archives Record!


Out of curiousity, I tried typing in the name of the girl I went with to a Christmas Dance and I got:

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Rosalind Oleander

Known in some parts of the world as:
Succubus of Sewer Rats

The Great Archives Record:
This one sinks low and is prosperous. Breeding many times over.

If I told her this, she probably punch me.
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2009, 05:27:56 PM »

Hmmm....
I'm MAHARAJA of SCANDINAVIA-
also known as Father of Scandinavia....
"This one returned to avenge the death of it's  children. Stay away...it's vicious"! Heh....cool.  Smile

Except I'm Bela-aka Count Dracula.

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Hanzi West

WTF?  Hanzi the Vampire...that really strikes fear into your soul, doesn't it?  I think I'll go stand in the sunlight now.

Known in some parts of the world as:
Zeus of The Steely Moon

Yeah, that sounds like something a guy named Hanzi would think was cool.  And all the other vampires will snicker at me behind my back.  "Oh, there goes Hanzi, the 'Zeus of the Steely Moon'."

The Great Archives Record:
A child of the Moon Goddess - Cold, determined, but of the light in the night.

You're guys' stuff was so much cooler than mine  Bluesad



A little to close to Hansi...


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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2009, 06:50:20 PM »

Vladimir... uhm, nevermind.
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2009, 08:21:18 PM »

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Ariel Beau Pre  Dunno, sounds kinda femme-y
Known in some parts of the world as: Thanatos of The Cruel  "Death of the Cruel?"  That's OK, I guess.
The Great Archives Record: Fond of wine and the finer things of life and death. A creature of nasty habits who preys on innocentsHow did they know I was a lawyer?  Maybe these things really do work!
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2009, 09:13:08 PM »

I chose my own vampire name long ago.


Alexander Lucardo.
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 07:59:34 PM »

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Sultan of The Arctic
No name-just title.  I like that

Known in some parts of the world as:
Curse of Reykjavík
Ah memories.  They know what I did

Why am I getting these northern places...I hate the cold.

The Great Archives Record:
Amongst fire and ice, one who is hot and cold.
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I'm a Katy Perry song?
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2009, 09:16:26 PM »

Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Will Raven
That sounds like a really bad goth name

Known in some parts of the world as:
Belatucadrus of The Cursed
That sounds good.....I think

The Great Archives Record:
The cursed and the curser - bringing downfall and ill favour to kings and peasants alike
Oh yeah
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2009, 08:37:48 AM »

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Duke of Trannsylvania
And here I thought I was the Duke of Earl


Known in some parts of the world as:
Him of Blood
"Him" was a villain on the Power Puff Girls TV show, and a relatively creepy one for a kids show. Think Satan, only FABULOUS!


The Great Archives Record:
Thirsty, unstoppable and vicious.
I am kinda thirsty.
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