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AndyC
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« on: July 15, 2009, 05:54:36 PM »

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Oookaay...


« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2009, 07:17:18 PM »

pick a finger, any finger... now Im gona jumble them all up and then tell you which one you picked
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2009, 11:06:15 PM »



Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf%&$#%, say what one more $%#$&@# time. 'Gonna drop a hint on your a$$ right now:

If ya don' say FIVE, I'm gonna do you ya wid my gun, sucka.
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 12:36:42 AM »

Followed by the gentleman on the right showing the guy holding up the fingers that he thought he was number one.
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 05:46:01 AM »



* Come here lame brain . . . I'll gouge your eyes out.  (woob -woob -woob -woob -woo!)

                            OR

* For it's one, two, three strikes you're out at the old ball game!


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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2009, 07:34:59 AM »

Trying to explain Rock, Paper, Scissors was proving more difficult than expected.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2009, 05:04:04 PM »

"Yeah, I know he's doing it wrong, just humor him. He thinks he's really sticking it to you."
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2009, 12:39:10 PM »

"Live long and prosper."

"No, man . . . you're doing it wrong!"
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2009, 01:09:29 PM »

" And so my wife says... I want you to get a vasectomy. Snip snip"
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2009, 01:13:57 PM »

"It's best to use two, to stimulate the G-spot."
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Hi there!


« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2011, 07:10:42 PM »

Look, Viagra is NOT Tylenol and that's why you feel horny everyday!
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yeah no.
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2011, 07:20:30 PM »

Having traveled back to 1986, Kirk tries to start a fight with two young punks who insulted Mr. Spock.  However he was mistaken on the number of fingers to hold up to make an obscene gesture.
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 09:31:59 PM »



"Hey, smell my fingers.  Smell familiar to you?"
(sniff)
"...Mom?!"
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