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Neville
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« on: July 26, 2009, 07:45:25 AM »


Fellow cast members prevent William Shatner from eating too many cupcakes during the filming of "Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan".
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2009, 08:19:36 AM »
Shatner wants to start a fight with Chris Pine. Again.
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2009, 01:23:08 PM »
Kirk wants to make love to just 2 or 3 more alien ladies before the end of the movie,
but Bones and Scotty have had enough and want him to focus on his real duties.
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p1zl3
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2009, 09:46:44 PM »


"Let us just help you to your chair Mr. Shatner... Remember what the director said? 'No rummy before shooty'. Remember that?"
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 12:58:44 AM »
That guy is touching me in my special place!
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 06:38:09 AM »
That guy is spending more on hotel and airfare than he needs to...Priceline...must...stop him!
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JJ80
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 08:17:54 AM »
"It's no use Jimmy, we MUST keep him out of the recodring studio!"
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 09:21:40 AM »
Quote from: JJ80 on July 28, 2009, 08:17:54 AM
"It's no use Jimmy, we MUST keep him out of the recodring studio!"

LOL karma for that one!
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 12:01:55 PM »
They managed to keep Shatner from directing this movie and two more, but he eventually got loose.
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 02:37:03 PM »


Kirk:  I'm going to kick J.J. Abram's ass for screwing up my character!  Let me go!
Bones:  We can't let you do that, Jim!
Scotty: Yeah, he did a pretty good job with us.
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2009, 05:35:17 AM »
"While heroic, Capt. Kirk had to be restrained from using his captain's log to plug the hole in the warp core"
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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2009, 02:24:28 PM »
Hold still, Jim!  This blowjob is for your own good!
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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2009, 06:21:52 AM »
Quote from: retrorussell on October 14, 2009, 02:24:28 PM
Hold still, Jim!  This blowjob is for your own good!

Oh hell, I only just noticed!!  BounceGiggle HAHAH!
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2009, 10:50:59 AM »
The Shat: I must get to the buffet table.
Jimmy: It's already empty.
De: Yep, Jimmy got there first!
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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2009, 02:53:01 AM »
Bill"MY toupee is in there!"
Jimmy"It's too late"
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