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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009, 02:51:48 AM »




"You are a smelly pirate hooker!" 
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!?
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"Your hair...looks...stupid!"


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« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2009, 04:28:02 AM »

Jack Watson in The Wild Geese as the RSM had a few good ones:

To Roger Moore who has just taken a heavy fall: "That was ludicrous, sir. You are jumping from an aeroplane, not a whorehouse window."  TeddyR

To his men: "Some of you know me already. Those of you who don't are in for a big, big f*****g surprise."  Buggedout

To Richard Harris: "Lt. Janders sir, if you do not get up and run, I will personally string you up by the balls, do I make myself understood?"  Twirling

To a prone mercenary: "On your feet, you f******g abortion!"

To the medic: "You screaming faggot! Move it before I slide up your arsehole!"  Buggedout
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« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2009, 06:46:43 AM »

An old favorite from Saturday Night Live:  "Jane, you ignorant slut..."
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« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2009, 02:57:57 PM »

Remo Williams - "You know Chiun, you're a real pain in the a**."
Chiun            - "That is because it is the fastest way to your brain."       
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