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« on: July 30, 2009, 08:23:40 AM »
Right now I'm just smilin' and trying to keep from falling over laughing.  Let the commentary begin.



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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 08:43:08 AM »
You'd think there'd be at least one person on the production meeting who would have said something... Bluesad

Anything.

Seriously...
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 09:42:48 AM »
Quote from: doggett on July 30, 2009, 08:43:08 AM
You'd think there'd be at least one person on the production meeting who would have said something... Bluesad

Anything.

Seriously...

They probably did.  Probably went something like..

Assistant: Uh, say, doesn't that kind look like-
Direct: Yes, we know.  Just don't say anything...
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 09:47:28 AM »
Quote from: BTM on July 30, 2009, 09:42:48 AM
Quote from: doggett on July 30, 2009, 08:43:08 AM
You'd think there'd be at least one person on the production meeting who would have said something... Bluesad

Anything.

Seriously...

They probably did.  Probably went something like..

Assistant: Uh, say, doesn't that kind look like-
Direct: Yes, we know.  Just don't say anything...



Direct: I know what you're thinking, just plead ignorance if someone brings this up.
Assistant: Yeah, but it's pretty obvious.
Direct: I don't know what you're talking about...and I call you a pervert if I did know what you're talking about. Which I don't.
Assistant: They're all gonna know !
Direct: Yes, but they'll all be too polite or embarrased to bring it up.
Assistant: So that's how this is gonna work...
Direct. Yep. Clever, aren't I ?
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 10:34:53 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 11:10:56 AM »
Be careful or you could break a tooth!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 01:32:44 PM »
Oh.My.God. What the hell were they thinking.   Question   Maybe its just a ruse to get husbands more action. Hey honey, you dont need that im right here.
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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 02:37:44 PM »
Quote from: 3mnkids on July 30, 2009, 01:32:44 PM
Oh.My.God. What the hell were they thinking.   Question   Maybe its just a ruse to get husbands more action. Hey honey, you dont need that im right here.


I don't know, if those ladies get enough of that lifetime guaranteed "Dynamic Inertia" Hubby might not be getting any action.
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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2009, 07:54:54 PM »
Now thats a workout.
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 10:15:18 PM »
Does it come with special attachments?
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2009, 09:36:32 PM »
"Ok team, I have an idea: We'll invent something that makes a woman's boobs jiggle, and we'll say it's for working out, that way, only the hot ones will do it anywhere they can be seen"
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