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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2009, 07:00:33 AM »

would it be possible in this age of easy travel to avoid the curse by flying an airplane west and staying in the daylight during a full moon?

That would make an awesome movie - then the plane would get delayed, and you'd have Werewolf on a Plane!

I would think you could just have an underground concrete vault built, with a thick steel door and a timer lock.  Just go in there a couple nights a month.  They did something similar on Dark Shadows, but the werewolf was a real whiner and wasn't happy with that perfectly workable solution.
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2009, 08:32:44 AM »

It really sounds like you got bit by a wolf and want to prepare ...  Twirling

... am I right? ... When did it happen? Was it a full moon at the time?

You can run from the moon it is possable, but can't run from the curse.


You figured it out! Congrats! You'll now be the first person I track down and bite to pass on the curse.  TeddyR

Actually, with the amount of body hair I have, I tell people I'm a werewolf that got stopped in mid-transformation.

Jack, I like the movie idea. "There's a mother*^*&%* werewolf on this mother*^*&% plane!"  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2009, 02:23:24 AM »

If I were a werewolf, people might notice a decline in squirrels, raccoons, possums, bunnies & other rodents around the neighborhood.

If I were a werewolf, I would be the kind who says "please" and "thank you" and "sorryyy"...  Twirling
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« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2009, 09:25:20 AM »

If I were a werewolf, everyone would be too intimidated to stop me from humping their legs. 
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