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Trevor
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« on: August 07, 2009, 09:17:50 AM »



Mr Spock and Captain Kirk discover the hidden treasures of the South African National Film Archives.  Smile
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 08:58:23 PM »

Spock: This is perfect ... 3,2,1 and roll'it, In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire. With his long wooden pipe, fuzzy, woolly toeee....

Jim: OK! OK! I get it, SHUT UP!
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2009, 11:02:26 AM »

The Zeebwooobs used THIS TYPE of laser cannon throughout their war with the Zogg-Cheex. Fascinating and logical.
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2009, 04:18:55 PM »

"Captain, allow me to introduce the ambassador from Rigel 7."
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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 06:09:49 AM »

And our next feature will be "The Nasty Milk Maid."

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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 05:04:38 PM »

Captain Kirk: Why the hell aren't I notified about these things?!!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2009, 11:59:23 PM »

With this new device we can "project" the future....
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 08:34:45 AM »

Kirk: Why all of a sudden do I have an overpowering desire to copulate with this device?
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 09:19:26 AM »

Kirk: Why all of a sudden do I have an overpowering desire to copulate with this device?

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggleBuggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 08:06:16 PM »

And our next feature will be "The Nasty Milk Maid."



Followed by our main attraction, "Spock Suckers"-watch nasty women from all parts of the galaxy get on their knees to appease young Vulcan studs approaching their 7 year mating cycle.
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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