Cast Andrew in your action movie

[WingedSerpent]

Something for Andrew's birthday

Military personel in movies usualy fall into two groups...

1.  Monster chow
or
2.  Kick-@$$ super soilders that make you wonder why it just doesn't take six of these guys to win any war.

Now with his ability to run this board, watch all those bad movies, and keep all of us in line, it's clear our commanding officer is of the second group.

So if you've go a good idea for a movie that Andrew should star in, let's hear about it. (Photoshop skills are helpful-but not mandatory)

I'll go first
Communist Vampires have built robotic dinosuars and are ready to take over the world.  But their evil behavior is about to get them banned from the boards...and all existence.

Andrew Borntreger stars in Bad Movie Justice




This film is not yet rated.

[Doggett]

Something I did quickly...

[Mr. DS]

My bet is always on Andrew when it comes to VS movies.  He knows too much. 

[Andrew]

You guys are awesome, and I hope I don't become monster chow.  The problem is that becoming monster chow seems to depend on how soon in the story you meet the creature.  If you meet it early on you get munched.  If you meet it later you stand a chance.

[Trevor]

I've already cast Andrew in a script I'm writing entitled The Ice Runner, based on the book The Lonely Skier by Hammond Innes. 

The basic plot is: during the second World War in Italy, a fanatical German soldier steals a fortune in Nazi gold and gets his troops to bury it somewhere in the Dolomite Mountains. He pays them back for their hard work by shooting the sh*t out of them and buries them with the gold.  Several years later, a group of people come to that location in Italy in search of the gold and one of them is a killer.

Andrew plays Heinrich Stelben, the stealer of the gold, so the selling line would be something like:


HELL IS FROZEN..............TO DEATH

Andrew Borntreger is Major Heinrich Stelben

In

THE ICE RUNNER