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flackbait
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen
« on: August 30, 2007, 01:17:46 PM »

Unknown to everyone Elvis still lived on as fat impersonater of himself.
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We're all just victims of circumstance
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2007, 03:01:01 PM »
"I'm in love -ooh- I'm all puffed up!"
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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2007, 03:04:31 PM »
Ah'm a chunka chunka burnin love.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2007, 04:56:37 PM »
Are you hungryyyyy tonight? 
Are you dinner tonight?
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2007, 08:20:23 AM »
You aint-a nothin' but a hot dog
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eject...eject
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2007, 05:20:31 PM »
We can't go on together/with these suspisious fries.
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2007, 11:36:58 PM »
As the bacon fries
On a cold and gray chicago mornin'
A poor little Elvis child gets fat
Eatin' Jello (eatin' jello)
And his mama cries
cause if theres one thing that she dont need
Its a son that weighs as much as a gelded steed
Eatin' Jello (eatin' jello)
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2009, 03:58:38 AM »
Quote from: flackbait on August 30, 2007, 01:17:46 PM



Lord almighty, I feel my cholesterol risin'!

~or~

A fan asked Elvis to stab himself to see if he would pop.  Moments later, the world was flooded with peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2009, 05:58:07 PM »
We've used state-of-the-art software to age this picture of Elvis, to show how he might have looked in later years.
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2009, 06:15:19 PM »
"I Got A Feelin' In My Booby"
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