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« on: August 11, 2009, 09:29:39 PM »

"Now after biting the bird's head off, proceed with the bowels..."
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2009, 10:23:49 PM »
So now we know where Ozzy learned his bird dining habits...
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2009, 10:58:02 PM »
Lost footage from Grindhouse's trailer Thanksgiving.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2009, 01:34:10 PM »
The perfectly preserved body of a Quagaar warrior.
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2009, 04:01:15 PM »
I will now demonstrate how to perform "fowlatio."
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 09:14:13 PM »
Julia prays to Damballah.
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2009, 06:14:29 PM »
"Now let me use this turkey to demonstrate how we used to kill Nazis when I was in the Inglourious Basterds in World War II..."

This joke was a work of fiction and can't be verified, but would have been funny in the movie.
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2009, 01:55:33 PM »
"And when you have a headache, your husband can make good use of it. You will find it makes the bird quite tender."
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