Smelling Your Own Farts

[Ash]

I'm going to give you +1 karma every day from Tuesday until Friday for cheering me up, Ash. 

And no, I don't like smelling my own farts. You all know the state of my underpants, how could you want something worse? 

Awesome!
I promise I'll try to repay you soon.

I'd forgotten about your underpants.
They need their own warning label...

To handle them, one must wear a fully licensed gas mask that provides a full seal around the face.  A sealed environmental suit is preferable, but not required. 

CAUTION!
Trevor's underpants may cause severe burns if they come in contact with bare skin!
 
The underpants must be held out away from the body on the end of a 10 foot pole and must be disposed of properly.
Burying them under a minimum of 20 feet of earth and/or concrete is recommended.

 

[Trevor]

I'm going to give you +1 karma every day from Tuesday until Friday for cheering me up, Ash.  

And no, I don't like smelling my own farts. You all know the state of my underpants, how could you want something worse?  

Awesome!
I promise I'll try to repay you soon.

I'd forgotten about your underpants.
They need their own warning label...

To handle them, one must wear a fully licensed gas mask that provides a full seal around the face.  A sealed environmental suit is preferable, but not required.  

CAUTION!
Trevor's underpants may cause severe burns if they come in contact with bare skin!
 
The underpants must be held out away from the body on the end of a 10 foot pole and must be disposed of properly.
Burying them under a minimum of 20 feet of earth and/or concrete is recommended.

 

    That was brilliant!

Great, so now my friends here know what I have to go through every day.  



I always knew the gas masks we have at the Film Archives would come in handy some day.  

[AndyC]

Burying them under a minimum of 20 feet of earth and/or concrete is recommended.

 

But a geotechnical survey is required to determine whether the clay content of the soil is sufficient to prevent seepage into the aquifer.

I've sat through too many meetings

[Trevor]

But a geotechnical survey is required to determine whether the clay content of the soil is sufficient to prevent seepage into the aquifer.

The clay content won't be enough to prevent seepage.