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« on: August 18, 2009, 01:33:26 PM »
If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

"My understanding of zombie biology is that if you manage to decapitate a zombie then it's dead forever. So perhaps they are being a little over-pessimistic when they conclude that zombies might take over a city in three or four days," he said.

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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2009, 07:31:45 AM »

"It's imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else... we are all in a great deal of trouble."



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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 08:21:25 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 01:24:39 PM »

See, you never hear of zombie attacks in Texas, cause everybody carries a gun. There's a lesson on zombie preparedness in there someplace.

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