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« on: August 22, 2009, 11:50:20 AM »



Ok, human.  What'd you do with all the beer?  I was looking forward to having some but this box was empty.
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 08:38:12 PM »

Bud Light's new offering was indeed "all natural," but it left many puzzled beer consumers wondering how to drink the dang thing.
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2009, 03:52:56 AM »


This wasn't exactly what he'd meant when he said they should, "Get drunk and find some p***y."
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 11:54:31 PM »

"Beee-er, kitty kitty kitty"
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 10:23:44 AM »

Bud lite presents...real cats of genius.
Reeeeal cats of gen-iussss...
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2009, 12:01:55 PM »

Hey everyone! It's time to play everyone's favorite game-"Spot the slang terms for female parts"
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2009, 10:57:19 PM »

I know the beer's missing, but I had to find something to escape from the Chinese restaurant in. This box was the perfect vehicle.  Sure, there's no beer in it for you, but wouldn't you rather have me instead?
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An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
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Malatu na nou karan.
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Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2009, 01:50:37 PM »

A product from Bud Light: The Bud-Light Cat.  It will nudge you wake if you pass out from drinking our product.  It will also help attract the opposite sex to you [Only works if you are male].

Warning: Cat requires feeding and cannot drink Bud Light.
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2009, 07:59:46 AM »

"Jack-in-the-Box for alcoholics"
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2009, 01:18:41 PM »

Try as they might, Anheuser-Busch just couldn't duplicate the success of Spuds MacKenzie.
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2009, 05:08:25 AM »

like i always said, only pussies drink bud light!
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2009, 05:35:46 AM »

"(hic).. Oh man.. I gotta ralf.. and it ain't gonna be no hairball!"
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2009, 06:40:02 PM »

You're not going to replace me with that little white dog! It's a mutant rat that escaped from that govermant Lab down the street i tell you!
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 11:40:50 PM »



What?  What?  I don't know what happened to your beer, why do you ask me?  Hey, look, I'm licking myself!  *lick*lick* Isn't that cute, doesn't it make you forget all about your missing beer?
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