Beer is good for you song

[Allhallowsday]

After a few beers and reviewing my email, a friend sent the below sexist inappropriate crap, which had me spraying beer.  Read below if interested in the text, but the short clip is worth a looksee in any case (halfway thru I thought she looked pretty good  :
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf 


Male Date-Drug (be sure to watch the video at the end)

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer ' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship' . In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer ' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book..

For a video to see how Beer works click here:
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf 

[ghouck]

I Like Beer!
It makes me a jolly good fellow,
Sometimes, it even, makes me mellow,
Whiskey's too much, Champagne costs too much,
Vodka puts my mouth in gear,
This little refrain,
Should fully explain,
Why, I, like beer!

[Rev. Powell]

Speed is a drag, it's a big big drag, set your mind on fire, make your organs sag;
Coke is a joke rather take a toke than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smoking
Trapping on acid makes you flaccid, DMT to rich for me;
Heroin, aquarium, a nice pine box to bury in.
Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and do Madonna
With her hair bleached by peroxide, huffin' on some nitrous oxide.

Well, I've tried 'em all and it might sound queer,
But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer,
Beer, beer, beer, beer, we love beer.

I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of Nyquil,
XTC's OK with me, on airplane glue you sneeze, "Ah-choo!"
Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck, nervous wreck, "can I call collect?"
Nicotine is so obscene, and caffeine only makes me mean;
Huffin' spray paint ain't so clean, it gives you headaches and makes you faint;
Hash is a gas, like a blast from the past, but tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the ass.

Well, I've tried 'em all and it might sound queer,
But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer,
Beer, beer, beer, beer, we love beer.

[Trevor]

 

I thought she looked rather hot at the start..... 

After seeing Beerfest recently, I kind of wished I wasn't a teetotaller. 
Jurgen Prochnow's lip tremble when he tastes the beer made from his family recipe (and sent via courier from the USA) made me really laugh.