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Joe the Destroyer
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« on: September 04, 2009, 12:00:56 PM »
Saw 25 in the works

Michael Bay to direct next Godzilla film

Incredible Hulk re-relaunch due out in 2015

Batman: Christopher Nolan out, Paul WS Anderson in

"Noir" live action film due out with Milla Jovovich and Jessica Alba

Next Silent Hill movie will be "more comedic"

Familly Guy live action film in 2012
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 12:15:38 PM »
here is a few I could think of:

Ang Lee to create "Dr. Phibes" remake
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Disney buys Marvel for $4 billion (oh wait that last one happen  Hatred)
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 12:16:19 PM »
John Waters, Pixar Announce Remake of "Pink Flamingos" as Animated Children's Film
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Javakoala
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 12:55:24 PM »
Michael Jackson Resurrection Tour cancelled due to anti-zombie activists!!


Too soon?
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 01:00:13 PM »
* Sage Stallone set to star in ROCKY JUNIOR

* Gus van Sant, Vince Vaughn, and Anne Heche to collaborate on a remake of TO CATCH A THIEF

* Tim Burton's THE WIZARD OF OZ starring Miley Cyrus as Dorothy, Meryl Streep as the Wicked Witch of the West, Jim Carrey as the Cowardly Lion, Ben Stiller as the Tin Woodsman, and Adam Sandler as the Scarecrow is slated for a Christmas release

* Macaulay Culkin signed to star in HOME ALONE: THE ADULT YEARS

* Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to star in a remake of GONE WITH THE WIND

* Steve Martin's PINK PANTHER III takes highest honors at Cannes
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 01:01:12 PM »
Universal Healthcare Program Approved!
Sub headline: First-aid kits and coloring books to be be mailed to each American family
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 01:34:24 PM »
CGI Jaws remake planned, Tom Cruise to star...  Bluesad

The Rock to star in Richard Pryor biopic...  Bluesad
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 02:33:30 PM »
Big Brother head to Big Screen
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2009, 03:21:44 PM »
Quote from: meQal on September 04, 2009, 12:15:38 PM
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2009, 06:03:35 PM »
Full House: The Movie
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2009, 07:13:04 PM »
Anne Hathaway announces: "No More Nude Scenes for Me!!"
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2009, 08:32:47 PM »
Quote from: Javakoala on September 04, 2009, 12:55:24 PM
Michael Jackson Resurrection Tour cancelled due to anti-zombie activists!!


Too soon?

Dang... you stole my general idea.  Though if Jacko was resurrected, I think his tour getting canceled would be the best possible result.

How about "Felini's 8 1/2 to be remade as a musical?"
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2009, 08:48:11 PM »
Disney On Ice To Include Marvel Characters
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2009, 07:05:48 AM »
Uwe Boll to direct Great Escape remake

Robin Williams cast in new Citizen Kane

Remastered "Duel" will be less violent, says Spielberg

Lucas vows to keep fixing Star Wars until he gets it right

Plan 9 remake to be special effects extravaganza
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2009, 12:01:50 PM »
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