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« on: September 05, 2009, 06:21:03 PM »



Castor: What the hell is it with Italians and nude statues anyways?
Pollux: No kidding.  God, people actually think we went around like this all the time.
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2009, 07:56:28 PM »

Castor: Don't look now, but that Sprite75 guy all the monuments are taking about is taking a picture of us.
Pollux: Jeez, the guy takes a trip to Italy and all he can think about is taking photos to post on the badmovies humorous captions board?
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2009, 08:31:19 PM »

Castor:  "F-you Pollux, I'm tired of you having the better view.  We're switching now."
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2009, 09:00:28 PM »

Castor: Don't look now, but that Sprite75 guy all the monuments are taking about is taking a picture of us.
Pollux: Jeez, the guy takes a trip to Italy and all he can think about is taking photos to post on the badmovies humorous captions board?

Yep!
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2009, 05:32:24 AM »

Are they really hung like horses? You decide.
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2009, 01:00:10 PM »

Castor: This is bulls--t.  We've been standing out here for years now, we should have a halfway decent tan by now.
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2009, 10:07:29 PM »

"Mine is bigger than yours."
"No!  My horse is bigger!"
"Uh... yeah... horse...."
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2009, 10:11:10 PM »



Why is that guy staring at me?  He's creeping me out even more than that Sprite75 guy.
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2009, 10:40:22 PM »

"Jeez, it's drafty up here. How come we're wearing capes over our shoulders, but our shlongs are just swinging in the breeze?"
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2009, 08:31:15 PM »

Castor: I say we should go this way
Pollux: No I want to go this way
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2009, 09:08:54 PM »

Hey dude.  You see that chick over there?  She was staring at my weiner.
Dude, you're high.  She was starin' at mine.
You wanna fight about it homes?  Huh?
We can't, dumbass.  We're statues.
Oh yeah..
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2010, 01:25:39 AM »



Castor: I really hate it when birds use my schlong as a landing pad.
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2010, 08:54:46 AM »

"I didn't say naked thing was a bad idea. I just think having the horses here is inviting comparison."
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2010, 09:54:22 AM »



Pollux: Hey, Castor?  You see that lady standing down there with her mouth open?
Castor: Yeah, what about her?
Pollux: I dare you to try to hit the target from where you're standing.
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2010, 10:47:20 AM »

Psst....want to have a horse race?
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