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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2010, 12:15:40 AM »



Castor: Yo, Pollux, hear the news yet?
Pollux: Yep, Sprite75 is going to be back in town in a couple weeks.  It's all every monument here in town is talking about.  And he'll probably have that damn camera of his too.

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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2010, 01:03:59 AM »



Castor: Yo, Pollux, hear the news yet?
Pollux: Yep, Sprite75 is going to be back in town in a couple weeks.  It's all every monument here in town is talking about.  And he'll probably have that damn camera of his too.

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Every time he walks by, the horses will have a chance to raise their other leg and put the other one down.  Wink
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2010, 05:43:45 PM »


Castor: Do you got any sunscreen?
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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2010, 02:12:26 PM »




OLD LADY, BOTTOM LEFT - (stares) ...I just LOVE Roman statuary....
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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2010, 11:43:42 PM »


Castor: Do you got any sunscreen?



Pollux: Sure...you got any lubricant?
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« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2013, 08:56:33 PM »



Castor: I heard a disturbing rumor last night from some of the other monuments.
Pollux: What's that?
Castor: Sprite75 is going to be spending a few days in Rome later this spring.
Pollux: Oh jeez...he'll probably be heading down this way the moment he gets into town to snap some more pictures of us.
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« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2013, 09:25:58 PM »

Castor: "Okay, what famous piece of art would you like to bone?"
Pollux: "Hmm...definitely the Venus of Milo."
Castor: "Dude, she's got no arms!"
Pollux: "So? Easier Access."
Castor: "I don't think that's how the saying goes..."
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« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2018, 11:04:03 PM »



Castor: Guess what?
Pollux: What, Sprite75 is coming over here again?
Castor: Nope.  Close though.  I heard a rumor that he's going to Portugal, Spain, and Morocco.  
Pollux: At least he won't be taking our photo yet again.  Should we warn our buddies over in those countries about him coming and the likelihood of his g*****n camera coming with him?
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« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2019, 11:36:35 AM »

"I didn't say naked thing was a bad idea. I just think having the horses here is inviting comparison."

Castor: No prob.  I checked and the guy who created us neglected to give the horses ones.
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