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« on: September 05, 2009, 11:13:12 PM »



He's beautiful...but how on Earth are we gonna explain this to your mom and dad?
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 05:29:46 AM »

Truly, this is the son of Dog.
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 09:23:55 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 04:52:45 AM »



Dog: WTF ! This photo makes as much sense to you as it does to me !
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2009, 10:17:48 AM »

This happened because Mary was dysclexic.
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2009, 07:30:54 PM »

And she brought forth her first born son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and layed him in a manger and gave him a bit of puppy chow and took him for a walk and cleaned up his poop and...
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2009, 10:16:05 PM »

This is what happens when you throw your Christmas pageant together at the last minute. Everybody thought somebody else was bringing the doll.
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 03:51:23 PM »


Wise Man #1 - "We walked all night through the desert for THIS????"

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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2009, 03:14:39 AM »

Puppy Jesus: He was called a bad dog and hit with newspaper for your sins.
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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2009, 04:18:07 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2009, 06:10:49 PM »

To make matters worse, this manger scene was accompanied by a recording of dogs barking Jingle Bells.
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2009, 04:29:10 PM »



Hmm... God said he would send down his only son for us.  So does this mean God looks like a dog?
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2009, 09:58:58 PM »

 Uhh Mary I knew you like the St Bernard but this is rediculous
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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2009, 04:49:07 AM »

So is the Antichrist a pitbull?
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