"Andrew, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
"I think before you die, you see Trevor's Underpants."
And, from the bad movies:
"I'm BoyScoutKevin? You're so BoyScoutKevin you should be milked before you come home at night."
"My friends, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty; let us reward the innocent. My friends, can your hearts stand the shocking facts about Trekgeezers from outer space?"
"Damn it! Who opened the radioactive RCMerchant?"
"Ladies and Ash, reports from headquarters confirm that the horde of killer Paquitas is getting closer to town. High voltage has been turned on into a section of the railroad tracks and it is your car lights we hope will funnel the Paquitas onto them. There will be machinegun and rifle fire to both kill and divert these monsters. Do not panic."
"What's his or her name?"
"Darksider."
"You named your dog "Darksider?"
"See, I thought about 'Cat', but..."
"AndyC, what is best in life?"
"To crush InformationGeek's enemies, see them driven to the Circus, and to hear the lamentation of the Burgomaster."
"Fools! Our peter johnsons are always invincible. Adjust them to WingedSerpent!"
And with a hats off to the proofreaders:
"I was swimming in a rainbow with millions of Derfs...and they was naked...and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect Mofo Rising!"
LOL!
That's what I tell all my girlfriends, but, for some reason, they don't believe me.
Thanks, Andrew.
