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The Burgomaster
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« on: September 08, 2009, 03:57:24 PM »
So, how about if we get a bunch of us guys together and we pose on the beach in thong bathing suits and publish a "Men of Badmovies.org" swimsuit calendar?  We could have a different guy for each month . . . January, Trevor; February, Menard; March, Circus Circus; April, Burgomaster (because I was born in April) . . . this idea can't miss!
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 04:04:30 PM »
I have some gentle reservations about this idea...
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 04:07:26 PM »
Andrew - - you MUST support this idea . . . you will be on the cover.
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 04:41:01 PM »
Oh I don't know, Andrew: I bet some of the guys could be pretty scary in a thong.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 04:44:55 PM »
I'm up for August. . .
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 04:48:04 PM »
My in laws own a pumpkin farm so perhaps I can get a pic of me frolocking through the fields in a pink speedo. 
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 05:02:48 PM »
I really don't think anybody wants to see me without pants... or a shirt... or shoes... Some people even hate it when I take off my sun glasses. No, really!
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 05:29:48 PM »
I want July (as it is when I was born) so I can show off my two-foot Roman candle!!!!!!!

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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 06:37:06 PM »
Do they actually even make thongs in size "quickrollitbackintheoceanbeforeitsuffocatesandwehavetoblowupthecarcasswithdynamite"?
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 07:25:03 PM »
Quote from: Javakoala on September 08, 2009, 05:29:48 PM
I want July (as it is when I was born) so I can show off my two-INCH Roman candle!!!!!!!

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You made a typo, I fixed it. .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 07:51:55 PM »
Well since I already have the body of Santa, I guess I could be December.
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2009, 07:55:33 PM »
So, the men are lined up...how about the ladies of the board.  It would obviously sell more copies. 
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2009, 05:03:18 AM »
This will make a fortune !


Do you have any idea how much money women will pay not to see us in thongs !

I'll take November !
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2009, 06:37:00 AM »
Sure, I'm in. Not that I'm saying I'm especially hairy, but don't you think that Bigfoot in a thong would be attractive?
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2009, 08:45:25 AM »
I'm surprised that so many of you guys own thongs.  I'm really feeling like the odd man out here  Buggedout
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