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« on: September 09, 2009, 10:53:10 AM »

Ever see a film that you're enjoying but then the film ruins itself ?

Here's a example of mine. I liked the Judge Dredd film until 5:26. Yep. Then I new things were gonna be bad.

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So what film did you enjoy that had a turning point into rubbishness.
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 11:36:33 AM »

I know I am in trouble with any film when I see that the director, producer, writer, star, and/or any combonation of at least two of those is the same person. Two  of these being done by the same person means there is a 75% chance it will be bad, it's almost a guarantee if at least three were done by the same person, and if all four are done by the same person them there is no hope for the film.
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 11:40:48 AM »

...The film was directed, produced or written by Alan Smithee.  If you get the joke, look up that name.
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 12:53:28 PM »

Indiana Jones IV. Bluesad
I panicked at the first clue. How could they made an Indiana Jones movie with aliens? HOW?! DEAR GOD, HOW???
AAAAAAAAAARGHAAA!!!
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 12:54:55 PM »

Indiana Jones IV. Bluesad
I panicked at the first clue. How could they made an Indiana Jones movie with aliens? HOW?! DEAR GOD, HOW???
AAAAAAAAAARGHAAA!!!

With me it was the CGI gophers. That's the first shot of the film !!!!
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2009, 05:18:52 AM »

The talk to hand scene in T3.

Yeah, I new the film was gonna suck as soon as I saw that...then he puts on the Elton John glasses...

*groan*


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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2009, 06:33:16 AM »

Anacondas:  Hunt for the Blood Orchid - when the incredibly annoying comic relief character appears to get killed, but no, he lives!  After that the movie just circled around the toilet rim, round and round she goes, until reaching it's inevitable conclusion.

The Fifth Element - An interesting concept, very poorly executed, until Chris Rock's character shows up.  After that, I was like "Get me the f*** out of here NOW!!!"
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2009, 07:48:57 AM »

The Fifth Element - An interesting concept, very poorly executed, until Chris Rock's character shows up.  After that, I was like "Get me the f*** out of here NOW!!!"


How can you not love this guy !

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Quite easily it turns out....
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2009, 08:19:41 AM »

AAAAHHHH!!!  I'd hoped never to see that again  TeddyR
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2009, 10:52:14 AM »

The Fifth Element - An interesting concept, very poorly executed, until Chris Rock's character shows up.  After that, I was like "Get me the f*** out of here NOW!!!"


How can you not love this guy !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSFg3pAprdg

Quite easily it turns out....
My father had the same problem ._.
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2009, 10:54:36 AM »

Indiana Jones IV. Bluesad
I panicked at the first clue. How could they made an Indiana Jones movie with aliens? HOW?! DEAR GOD, HOW???
AAAAAAAAAARGHAAA!!!

With me it was the CGI gophers. That's the first shot of the film !!!!
I was done with it when I realized I couldn't buy Harrison Ford as Indy any more. 
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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2009, 11:13:45 AM »

When in Phantom Menace, they showed the little bastard as having invented/created C3PO. I knew the entire prequel idea was going nowhere from that alone. 
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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2009, 11:59:00 AM »

Tank Girl.

As soon as Lori Petty opened her mouth...
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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2009, 01:14:45 PM »

The trailer for the film includes lines like from the creators of, the people who brought you, and such.
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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2009, 01:56:39 PM »

HE WAS A QUIET MAN

You Haven't Heard Of This Movie?.......Neither Have A Couple Billion Other Very Lucky People

I Knew It Was Going To Be Bad As Soon As I Saw Christian Slater Talking To His Goldfish
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