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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2009, 08:15:18 AM »

Anacondas:  Hunt for the Blood Orchid - when the incredibly annoying comic relief character appears to get killed, but no, he lives!  After that the movie just circled around the toilet rim, round and round she goes, until reaching it's inevitable conclusion.

The Fifth Element - An interesting concept, very poorly executed, until Chris Rock's character shows up.  After that, I was like "Get me the f*** out of here NOW!!!"



I totally disagree with your statement on the Fifth element..for two reasons..one..it was an awesome story line with the perfect herion..second..chris rock was not in it..it was chris Tucker...  awesome movie....awesome B movie for sure...
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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2009, 11:00:54 AM »

When in Phantom Menace, they showed the little bastard as having invented/created C3PO. I knew the entire prequel idea was going nowhere from that alone. 
When Jar Jar came stumbling through the jungle I was done. 
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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2009, 05:58:51 PM »

I'd heard the opening song in The Mutilator.  TongueOut
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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2009, 05:59:50 PM »

CGI snakes appeared or Jim Varney was starring as the villain.  Bluesad
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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2009, 07:18:47 PM »

CGI snakes appeared or Jim Varney was starring as the villain.  Bluesad



Jim Varney as Dr. Otto Von Schnick-ick-ick-ick, a mad genius with a hand on top of his head. Yes... his head. 

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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2009, 09:06:36 PM »

when CGI is used in a street racing movie (F&F 4)
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« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2009, 10:10:55 PM »

In The Movie THE ISLAND As Soon As Michael Bay's Unneccesary CGI Effects And Lifeless Characters Came On Screen I Knew There Was Going To Be Trouble

I Turned It Off Shortly After Michael Clarke Duncan's Character Got Shot Through The Legs With CGI Spearguns That Shot CGI Spears
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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2009, 09:42:11 AM »


The Fifth Element - An interesting concept, very poorly executed, until Chris Rock's character shows up.  After that, I was like "Get me the f*** out of here NOW!!!"


Hehe... Chris Tucker and Dice made the movie worth watching.

Although... I knew there was trouble in the movie when Bruce Willis tried to hide people in his small house... It seemed unnecessary and unrealistic for the characters in the movie... :)

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« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2009, 10:02:31 AM »

When in Phantom Menace, they showed the little bastard as having invented/created C3PO. I knew the entire prequel idea was going nowhere from that alone. 

Me Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(At that point I lost all respect to George Suckass)

Jar Jar isnt as bad as the Story... I just find it funny that many "star wars fans" kept saying Jar Jar made the prequels bad... Those fans should stop living in denial all 3 prequels is rotten because the storyline sucks... :)

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« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2009, 02:55:28 PM »

When I saw the title screen read: The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2009, 01:09:21 PM »

Tank Girl.

As soon as Lori Petty opened her mouth...

I loved Lori Petty as Tank Girl !
Mind you, I thought TG was Australian....
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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2009, 01:46:18 PM »

... when the movie was made by Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich

... when it seemed eerily similar to Curse of the Komodo even though I was sure that wasn't the movie I was watching.

... when it was produced by Nightlight Films or Platinum Dunes
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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2009, 02:02:01 PM »

Tank Girl.

As soon as Lori Petty opened her mouth...

I loved Lori Petty as Tank Girl !
Mind you, I thought TG was Australian....

hehe I like Tank Girl too...

It's sad that Circus didnt see the Tank Girl Trailer... could of saved a few bucks... :)

~ I cannot find the Tank Girl trailer that has Lori Petty sitting on the tank and screaming (I think Id seen it a dozen times in 1994... but I cannot find it currently) ~

If anybody can find it please post it ~ thanks!
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« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2009, 02:18:10 AM »

CGI snakes appeared or Jim Varney was starring as the villain.  Bluesad



Jim Varney as Dr. Otto Von Schnick-ick-ick-ick, a mad genius with a hand on top of his head. Yes... his head. 



Is this on DVD?My Dad took me to see this at the Brywood(great memories..).The ad mentioned something like;"If you enjoyed Pee Wees Big Advaneture,you'll love Dr.Otto And....."
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« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2009, 02:24:47 AM »

Universal Soldier: The Return

I know, I know. However, at the beginning of the movie when the hand that had represented the computer system turned around and flipped us all off, I knew I was in for a rough time.
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