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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: September 09, 2009, 04:55:57 PM »




It's not only dogs who fall for the "peanut butter trick".

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Once again the moral police arrived too late to stop the shark from pleasuring the beach goers on the famous banana boat ride.

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Officer Dave had for a long time suspected that his shark had been cheating on him, and this time he promised himself to catch it in the act.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 08:20:49 PM »

Hey, wheres the cream filling?
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 08:47:09 PM »

"OK, you win!  Uncle!  UNCLE!  UUUUNNNNCCCLLLLLEEEE!"
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2009, 03:16:41 AM »

Is she getting off on that?   Buggedout
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Oookaay...


« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2009, 08:05:44 AM »

"Women and children first, damnit"
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2009, 03:04:38 AM »

The shark was never a fan of the Garfunkel hairdo.
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2009, 06:31:45 AM »

Guy on jet ski:  "Hey, you girls wanna go out for some margaritas later?  Oh, sorry, bad time to ask."
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 03:17:08 PM »

"No thanks, I'm more of a leg man myself."  TeddyR
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 03:20:31 PM »

Bruce loved a good banana sundae...
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2009, 07:02:20 PM »

That's when Billy the Shark learned that it's not only fish that smell like fish.
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2009, 10:05:44 PM »

"Oh, it's OK. He must smell my shark."
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2009, 09:45:38 PM »

  Once you go Shark,You never go back
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2009, 07:35:28 PM »

"Just take the picture and let's go, Mom! Man, I hate taking the Universal Stodios tour..."
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2009, 02:42:57 PM »

Where's the bat-shark-repellent when you need it?
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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2009, 03:01:46 AM »





Ever since the shark mauled a rafter eating Taco Del Mar, he had an affinity for fish tacos.
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