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« on: September 08, 2009, 09:33:15 PM »

Holy Crap, what a piece of trash this movie is.  I takes literally 3 people just to be able to do a video review on it because it so bad.  Uwe Boll is terrible director (His movies aren't even so bad that they are amusing like Ed Wood's are) and this movie is a prime example.  Anyways, enjoy the movie review:


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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 10:09:29 PM »

Sweet, never heard of this site before! Thanks! Hilarious review too.

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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2009, 09:52:10 PM »

Fun stuff, Boll's stuff is ridiculous and I'm amazed at the somewhat big names that have appeared in his films.   Perhaps if they change those German tax loopholes he will start actually try to make a good film. 

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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2009, 09:59:07 AM »

Great review. I've loved every single review from the Critic, guys hilarious.
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