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« on: September 15, 2009, 11:20:58 PM »



Ginger: Mmm, Ironman huh? ... (then whispers a little dirty something something)

XR1000: Can not compute order. Can not compute order. (TILT)
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 12:42:10 AM »

Tilt? Do you mean a position, or a body part?
I wish these danged error reports were a little more specific.
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 01:03:14 AM »

Ginger never did explain just why she conveniently happened to bring fifty cases of batteries.
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 01:05:36 AM »

Yes, I noticed how your probe was raised slightly out of alignment, but I can fix that.
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2009, 06:34:38 AM »

Sex toys have come a long ways since the 60's.
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 09:14:26 PM »

Eventually, Ginger found herself faced with the sad realization, that Gilligan would never "get over it", The Skipper's colonectomy really did "kill his little sailor", The Professor was way too wrapped up in his work (& probably himself), The Howells were just too committed, And there was just one "new thing" that Mary Ann absolutely, positively would not try.

Thus one can understand Ginger's excitement, the day she discovered...


THE INTERNET!!!
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2009, 06:31:51 AM »

I dunno, you gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot!
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2009, 08:23:44 AM »



"Seriously, the Professor could build THIS out of coconuts, but he can't fix the hole in the boat?!?!?!?!?!?"

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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2009, 07:20:15 PM »

Unreleased Gilligan's Island special, "Hooray for Hentai." If you think this is kinky, you should see what the vines did to Mrs. Howell.
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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2009, 07:23:58 PM »

"You know, that's just what the KISS pinball machine said to me..."
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2009, 10:16:16 PM »



Ginger: ... and coconut oil, some tree gum...

XR1000: I'm really happy for you ... I'm gonna let you finish. But Maryann has the best legs of all time.
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 04:05:25 AM »

Wow, 15 years BEFORE Heavy Metal had that same idea!
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2009, 10:29:28 PM »

Does she know that the professor is hiding in there??
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2009, 10:30:37 AM »

T.I.L.T.
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 05:19:28 PM »

Gilligan didn't realize how popular his Robot costume would be
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