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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2009, 01:29:04 PM »

She's serious about DUMPING him.
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2009, 03:12:44 PM »

This has been on my mind a lot lately..what the wife should do is cook his food in the "used" pots, and everyone else's an another one that she keeps an eye on.  But only wash the ones for the rest of the family.
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2009, 03:18:14 PM »

yeah, this was the perfect thread to open after just eating a big bowl of chili mac.   Buggedout
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« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2009, 02:36:09 AM »

Maybe he just wanted poo poo platter.

BOOOO!  BOOOO!

Yeah, it was there and no one took it yet.  I'll be awaiting the rotten tomatoes for that one.
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« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2009, 07:40:52 AM »

Aw: some sympathy folks!  Sounds as though they were very poor: after all, they didn't have a pot to p*ss in.
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« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2009, 07:42:04 AM »

Hey, when you have to go potty, you go POTTY!  Lookingup
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« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2009, 01:51:20 PM »

Looks like they're having 'brown trout' for dinner
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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2009, 01:28:16 AM »

Makes me think of that Sleepaway Camp quote:

"Eat s**t and die, Ricky!"
"Eat s**t and live, Bill."
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2009, 01:32:21 AM »

gives new meaning to the saying:

"neither have a pot to p**s in nor window to throw it out of."

(or pot to poop in)
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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2009, 09:45:39 AM »

She's leaving because he's no longer #1 to her, , He's #2. . .
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« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2009, 08:17:34 AM »

He's the scatman "be ba ba ba da bo"
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