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« on: September 22, 2009, 04:20:56 PM »


I was driving earlier and the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that read:
"Save on Gas, Fart in Your Tank!"
That one made me laugh out loud.   TeddyR

Here's another good one:




Find a hilarious bumper sticker and post it here.




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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2009, 04:25:29 PM »

I've been known to make bumper stickers and put them on people's vehicles without them knowing. Some of my favorites:

"I (heart) midget porn!"

"I F#$ked the chick from Hansen!"

I used to have a bumper sticker that said: "I may not go down in history, but I did go down on your daughter!"

"I brake for hallucinations" is another one I've always liked.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2009, 04:54:48 PM »

"Metal Is My Religion & Judas Is My Priest"

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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 05:28:51 PM »

"I F#$ked the chick from Hansen!"


 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 05:39:52 PM »








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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 06:19:26 PM »






Lol, , ,
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 07:28:52 PM »

I love this one...

I had these below two on my first car...


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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2009, 06:25:06 AM »

I like this one a lot.
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 08:04:12 AM »

An old favorite:

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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2009, 08:21:35 AM »

I have a few on my van

Proud parent of a child whose self esteem doesn't depend on minor scholastic achievements being displayed on a car bumper


The others are political so i wont post them here.   TeddyR
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2009, 08:56:12 AM »

I always thought it would be good to cut and paste some like

"If you aren't outraged, my other child is a broom"

"yankees suck for president"
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 09:52:38 AM »

Proud parent of a child whose self esteem doesn't depend on minor scholastic achievements being displayed on a car bumper


I always liked the "My kid beats up Honor Roll Students" sticker. .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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