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Allhallowsday
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« on: November 28, 2016, 03:52:07 PM »

I heard this on the radio today and my jaw dropped.  I remember complaining to my little sister 24 years ago (or so) because my family was at her house on Christmas day and NEIL DIAMOND's first Christmas album was playing in an endless loop...   Lookingup  NEIL's version of "White Christmas" is wretched... It just gets worse:  

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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2016, 06:32:33 PM »

This piece of steaming fecal matter was on an endless loop at Hastings when I used to work there. It ranks up there with the Boyz II Men Christmas songs. And people wonder why I HATE most Christmas songs made after the 70s.

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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2016, 09:52:36 PM »

This one always makes my eardrums beg for a quick death:
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN- Bruce Springsteen
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And anything Michael Bolton does for Christmas.. well, ANY song of his for ANY event or non-event.. is 100% USDA pain.
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And this unbelievably repetitive "standard", which is like having your kneecap split open and shins broken by a baseball bat.
WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME- Paul McCartney
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Bah humbug, this music bites.
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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2016, 12:15:58 AM »

That's not bad Christmas music; THIS is bad Christmas music:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfCRuzeDC9w
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2016, 12:38:53 PM »

I really don't like Christmas music, but I can always find time for this little ditty:

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Stop everything and listen to it in its entirety, you'll be doing yourself a favor.
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2016, 01:37:00 PM »

I really don't like Christmas music, but I can always find time for this little ditty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

Stop everything and listen to it in its entirety, you'll be doing yourself a favor.


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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2016, 01:54:05 PM »

Time for the big guns: "Dominic the Christmas Donkey" 

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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2016, 06:18:11 PM »

I really don't like Christmas music, but I can always find time for this little ditty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

Stop everything and listen to it in its entirety, you'll be doing yourself a favor.


That.

Oh my god.

It...this version....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2016, 08:52:57 PM »

this is putrid... Bluesad

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I'm not sure wtf this is-but it's pretty dam funny  BounceGiggle


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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2016, 10:04:49 PM »

Good ol' Gunther-- he has an interesting way of "looking cool".

I've always hated "Santa Baby", no matter who sang it.. it's so slutty.

Ouch.. "Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year"-- Tiny Tim
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2016, 12:02:57 AM »

Good ol' Gunther-- he has an interesting way of "looking cool".

I've always hated "Santa Baby", no matter who sang it.. it's so slutty.

Ouch.. "Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year"-- Tiny Tim
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I'm one of the idiots who like some TINY TIM.  But that is truly ROTTEN.  

HARRY CONNICK JR "Winter Wonderland"
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And then there's this:  
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2016, 02:51:19 PM »

Good ol' Gunther-- he has an interesting way of "looking cool".

I've always hated "Santa Baby", no matter who sang it.. it's so slutty.

Ouch.. "Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year"-- Tiny Tim
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I'm one of the idiots who like some TINY TIM.  But that is truly ROTTEN.  

HARRY CONNICK JR "Winter Wonderland"
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And then there's this:  
http://youtu.be/xzV9DIL_vrM


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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2016, 05:15:04 PM »

this is putrid... Bluesad
http://youtu.be/ADbJLo4x-tk
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I couldn't disagree more.  It is corny, but I like that clip.   Smile Bluesad Question 

I love THE BEACH BOYS.  But not this: 

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"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2016, 12:09:11 AM »

I'm probably in the minority here, but I f**king hate this song
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It feels like my ears are bleeding.
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2016, 12:53:53 PM »

NEIL DIAMOND "White Christmas"  

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