Things you learned from TV

[Mr. DS]

There's semen on EVERYTHING!


Thanks, CSI.

[AndyC]

We could do a whole thread on the CSI shows alone...

It's not only acceptable to make bad puns over a dead body, it's a normal first reaction.

A cop from Miami can bully federal agents if he's cool enough.

Police departments are extremely well funded. Extremely. Really. Holy cow.

You can tie someone's small intestine around his spleen without opening him up. Always good to know.

Tongue bifurcation is not reversible.

Too much porn causes physical dependence.

I could go on and on.

[paula]

There's semen on EVERYTHING!


Thanks, CSI.

not a bad thing, in the right circumstances   

[schmendrik]

It's not only acceptable to make bad puns over a dead body, it's a normal first reaction.

Ever know any ER doctors? Their sense of humor gets pretty twisted. I think it's a way of coping.

Too much porn causes physical dependence.

Wait. I don't understand this "too much porn" concept.

[Doggett]

There's semen on EVERYTHING!


Thanks, CSI.

not a bad thing, in the right circumstances   

The Rev was right.

You are gonna be very popular on this forum. 

[Mr. DS]

A lifeguard can save the day better than feds can. 

[AndyC]

A fine dining experience should include streams of loud profanity issuing from the kitchen.

The Freemasons are secretly trying to take over the world, as are the Illuminati and the Vril Society, although they'd better hurry because we're going to be wiped out by an asteroid, a plague or a new ice age any day now. Only the power of the crystal skulls might save us. Don't believe me? You should watch more documentary shows.

The Korean War lasted 11 years.

[WingedSerpent]

Paranormal beings such as ghosts, monsters, and aliens are not only real but are incredibly common.  They've either adapted to live in society or there are agencies dedicated to keeping them hidden.

Mondane jobs can allow you to buy expensive well-furnished appartments. (Various sitcoms)

[WilliamWeird1313]

There's semen on EVERYTHING!


Thanks, CSI.

not a bad thing, in the right circumstances   

Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing.


{PS- yes, I did indeed say the above phrase out loud, counting the amount of yoi's on my right hand... yes, i am a sad, lowly creature}

[Flu-Bird]

A laser pistol can be used to cut through the seams of a stone in a old alien tomb from LOST IN SPACE.Phasers can be used to heat up rocks to stay warm on a very cold planet STAR TREK

[joejoeherron]

I learned that;

an orange dodge charger and a black trans am can defy gravity for short periods of time.

[AndyC]

A coroner's job is to interview witnesses, investigate suspects and solve crimes, while raising awareness of important social issues.

Police work is never, ever boring.

Courtrooms are fun and exciting places.

[Flu-Bird]

A 211 in police means ARMED ROBBERY and HANDLE CODE THREE means LIGHTS AND SIREN,A GENERALORDER 24 means to with in 24 hours a star ship from plnatary orbit can whipeout a entire planet Aand CONDITION THREE is a INTUDER ALERT,

[aaachuemm]

I learnt do some dishes, and match clothes.Makeup,dressup.

[El Misfit]

people whine for the sake for themselves ("reality" tv)