That's what I was thinking, why was he covered in crap!!!! I can see why he was in the pool, he was trying to wash himself off, so where did he get covered in crap and how!!!!!
I guarantee the word "Tequila" is used in the explanation, whatever it is.
I was thinking more along the lines of "schizophrenia" or "fecophilia," but I guess Tequila's a viable explanation, too.
[remembers rolling in the snow naked after Quervo]