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« on: October 03, 2009, 04:41:13 PM »



Van Damme: Where's my money!? I'm serious I'll do it! I don't care about the audience, TALK!
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2009, 04:44:44 PM »

"I'M NOT GAAAAAAYYY!"
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2009, 05:54:29 PM »

Deep tissue massages just aren't what they used to be.
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2009, 01:39:09 PM »

Guy on top:  "Cue the porno soundtraaaaaaack!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2009, 01:47:55 PM »



Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in "The Manitou 2"
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2009, 09:43:10 PM »

Bolo Yeung stars in "Dream a Little Dream 3: Nighty Night"
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 07:36:07 AM »

"Hold still Bolo, there's something twitching in your breast tissue..."
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2009, 08:40:29 PM »

"Yeah, we're in love and proud of it!  Why don't ya take a picture, it'll last longer!  Jeez.."
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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 06:58:17 PM »

Kama sutra...lesson one.
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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 07:10:48 PM »

Ewwww! lol  BounceGiggle Twirling BounceGiggle
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2009, 01:46:39 AM »

Kama sutra...lesson one.

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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2009, 03:35:47 AM »

Deep tissue massages just aren't what they used to be.

you ain't kidding, i could do much better (yes....i am also a masseuse, for real)
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2009, 06:37:54 PM »

"What a time for lockjaw to set in. I knew I should have gotten that shot."
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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2009, 06:43:36 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 12:33:02 AM »

OH MY GOD,HE'S DEAD JIM!
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What is that stick doing in my nose!
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