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« on: October 06, 2009, 11:16:23 PM »

"between a rock and a hard place"

Skipper: Holy Crap! What the %@#& is going on? ...
It's like that VR gadget that Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock were using from Demolition Man!

The Professor thinks: (at least I'm protected)
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2009, 01:33:44 AM »

Believing it to be just a bowling ball, Gilligan put his fingers inside the anus of a monster from the film "Critters".  Angrily, it bit the Professor's fingers off.

HBO in space!<br />
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 11:02:29 PM »

Gilligan shows Skipper and the Professor the kidney stone he passed.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2009, 11:11:38 AM »

Geodude isn't happy.
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2009, 10:02:46 PM »

Skipper- "That came out of where?!"

The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2009, 06:27:17 AM »

Inspite of popular belief, the moon was actually created in 1965...

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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2009, 02:57:23 AM »

The small Man in the Moon monster wasn't happy the way Gilligan put his fingures in his face. He wasn't happy what the Professor did with his other end either.
Sklpper" Is that an anal probe Professor?"

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