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« on: October 08, 2009, 07:38:32 AM »
My wife and I are heading off to Brazil to spend a couple weeks with her family.  I probably won't be able to check in every day (if everything goes as planned, I'll be too drunk to operate a keyboard most of the time).  However, I will do my best to report anything interesting . . . especially anything related to bad movies.  And here is what I will be drinking:

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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2009, 08:25:52 AM »
Oh you poor thing!
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2009, 08:56:03 AM »
Get away from the wife if you can and take a whole lot of pictures of wome...er...scenery.   Wink
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 09:17:49 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 08, 2009, 08:56:03 AM
Get away from the wife if you can and take a whole lot of pictures of wome...er...scenery.   Wink

Funny you should mention this.  The first time I went to Brazil with my wife I had my camcorder with me.  I kept zooming in on breasts and rear ends when my wife wasn't looking.  Toward the end of the vacation, my wife said, "Why don't you hook up the camcorder to the TV and we can all watch the videos you have been taking."  Her mother, sisters, cousins, etc., were all in the room.  So, I hooked up and got a few cold stares from my wife as the camera kept zooming in on random women.  Her family thought it was funny.
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 10:16:41 AM »
You're my hero Burgo! 

Sounds like you'll be having a very good time  TeddyR  And thank you, thank you! for that beer commercial.
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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 02:51:05 PM »
Man do I envy you!  Brazil is one of the countries I want to visit before I die.  Have a great time, and keep your eyeballs in their sockets.
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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 02:52:43 PM »
Have a happy holiday, dude !
 Cheers
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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2009, 10:43:12 PM »
Enjoy and have a great time, Burgo.

I suppose you'll change your name to Samba Master when you return?
 Wink TeddyR
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2009, 01:03:34 AM »
Lucky bastard TongueOut
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2009, 09:09:02 AM »
Bring me back a hooker  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2009, 09:41:25 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on October 08, 2009, 10:43:12 PM
Enjoy and have a great time, Burgo.

I suppose you'll change your name to Samba Master when you return?
 Wink TeddyR

Actually, "The All-Knowing Samba Master of Time, Space, and Dimension."  But there´s no need to quibble . . .
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2009, 11:41:47 AM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on October 11, 2009, 09:41:25 AM
Quote from: Trevor on October 08, 2009, 10:43:12 PM
Enjoy and have a great time, Burgo.

I suppose you'll change your name to Samba Master when you return?
 Wink TeddyR

Actually, "The All-Knowing Samba Master of Time, Space, and Dimension."  But there´s no need to quibble . . .

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle TeddyR
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