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« on: October 03, 2009, 04:41:13 PM »


Van Damme: Where's my money!? I'm serious I'll do it! I don't care about the audience, TALK!
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2009, 04:44:44 PM »
"I'M NOT GAAAAAAYYY!"
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2009, 05:54:29 PM »
Deep tissue massages just aren't what they used to be.
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2009, 01:39:09 PM »
Guy on top:  "Cue the porno soundtraaaaaaack!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2009, 01:47:55 PM »


Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in "The Manitou 2"
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2009, 09:43:10 PM »
Bolo Yeung stars in "Dream a Little Dream 3: Nighty Night"
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 07:36:07 AM »
"Hold still Bolo, there's something twitching in your breast tissue..."
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2009, 08:40:29 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 06:58:17 PM »
Kama sutra...lesson one.
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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 07:10:48 PM »
Ewwww! lol  BounceGiggle Twirling BounceGiggle
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2009, 01:46:39 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 08, 2009, 06:58:17 PM
Kama sutra...lesson one.

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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2009, 03:35:47 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 03, 2009, 05:54:29 PM
Deep tissue massages just aren't what they used to be.

you ain't kidding, i could do much better (yes....i am also a masseuse, for real)
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2009, 06:37:54 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2009, 06:43:36 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 12:33:02 AM »
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