PeopleofWalmart.com

[InformationGeek]

I barely go to Walmart at all, so prehaps that is why I missing all of these... 'colorful and fascinating" indiviuals.  Never seen this at a Barnes and Noble.

[Paquita]

I got turned onto that site about a month ago and I was seriously really nervous I was going to see a picture of myself on there.  I don't frequent Walmart but I do go every once in a while.  I don't dress crazy or wear clothes 3 sizes too small or look like a pimp, but I would be that poor sap that gets caught with a wedgie or chocolate on my face.

I do love Walmart prices, and the have f'n EVERYTHING you could possibly need.  But I swear it has the highest population of the largest, inconsiderate, slow and in-the-way people that also all tend to walk in directions they are not facing.

This is what I love so much about America though. Everyone just wears what the hell they want and no-one really cares that much. Over here you get chased to abandoned windmills by pitchfork wielding mobs just for wearing bright colours, having long hair or wearing t-shirts in winter.

And here you just get your picture taken and put on websites for everyone to laugh at you!

[Joe the Destroyer]

I used to work at Wal-Mart.  I saw some terrifying things, but nothing as terrifying as some of the photos on that website.  Seriously, obese women should NOT EVER wear shorts that skimpy.  EVER. 

[Pilgermann]

I'm willing to bet that some of the folks that appear on the site have a mental illness of some kind, but the rest are just gross/scary/white trash Wal-Mart people.  One time I stopped by Wal-Mart late at night after I'd gotten off from work, and when I came back to my car I saw that someone had shoved sh*t under my door handle.  Like, fresh stinking sh*t.  I fantasized about brutally murdering the person that did it if I were to somehow find them, but I was happy that I had noticed it before reaching for the handle.

This old fellow is awesome:

[Doggett]

Two-face is trying out a new look. 

[BoyScoutKevin]

If you haven't heard or checked out this site yet, be prepared to laugh so hard laughing at some of these people that you'll have a hard time catching your breath.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/index.php

This is not the first time I've heard of this site, and, as far as I can remember, the people responsible for it, say you won't be seeing anyone with a mullet. That'd be too easy, like shooting fish in a barrel.